How strange it is to be anything at all
I’m missing my niece(s) and nephew so much. I can barely look at pictures of Sophie and Lexi(not pictured) without crying.
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. Noel Fielding (via dehanginggarden)

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be


hey man you look good today
oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all


diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

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bepeu:

i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated

How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451  (via loav)

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With such a hell in your heart and your head, how can you live? How can you love? Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Brothers Karamazov (via violentwavesofemotion)

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes