How strange it is to be anything at all
I’m missing my niece(s) and nephew so much. I can barely look at pictures of Sophie and Lexi(not pictured) without crying.
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. Noel Fielding (via dehanginggarden)

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i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

hey man you look good today
oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)




vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all


"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

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i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated

How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451  (via loav)

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With such a hell in your heart and your head, how can you live? How can you love? Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Brothers Karamazov (via violentwavesofemotion)


I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes